Towards the end of the summer, I spent a long weekend house/dog/cat sitting for my parents in New Jersey. It was a pretty sweet gig because they have a pool, a hot tub, HBO and seven very snuggly animal friends. Also they give me money.
Luke came down for the first two days, but as I drove him to the train station on Sunday night I realized that this would be the first time I had spent the night in this house entirely alone. I’ve housesat there before but usually my younger brother was home. Now, I should mention that I’m not typically scared of being home by myself, I do it in my apartment all the time. But my parents’ house is in the woods. It’s not super isolated but it does get very dark and just a wee bit creepy at night.
A few hours later I let the dogs out for the last time for the night before heading upstairs with the animals to get ready for bed. I turned on the shower and as I was waiting for the water to warm up I realized I couldn’t remember if I had locked the back door after I let the dogs in. I scampered downstairs to check. When I got there I discovered that not only had I neglected to lock the back door, but also the garage door and the front door. I quickly remedied this and hurried back upstairs before I wasted too much shower water.
As I got stepped into the shower I had another thought, “The killer was already inside the house… This is how I die!”
Fortunately, I didn’t get murdered but it was probably among the top 10 fastest showers of my lifetime. Really I was never in any danger though, not with these brave champions guarding the bedroom.
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