Tweets

  • My Auntie Margot: Have a safe trip back! Me: I will. *immediately falls of a step* 2 days ago
  • RT @wkamaubell: Lincoln - Assassinated Garfield - Assassinated McKinley - Assassinated Kennedy - Assassinated Betting their last words wer… 1 week ago
  • RT @kumailn: We will remember all of you that didn't jump ship before you absolutely had to. 1 week ago
  • My initial thought to this was, "Oh god no, that's disgusting." so I guess I'm an adult now. #old twitter.com/IHOP/status/86… 1 week ago
  • RT @tonitonirocca: I don't get why homophobes are so obsessed with gay ppl in the bedroom. Plants are screwing in the air and THAT is ruini… 1 week ago